Our Company was established in the Southwest with the mission of getting rich by providing the world with addictive and deadly products. We thought it would be strategic to make cigarettes with no additives and then market them to an unsuspecting public as a better and healthier alternative to ordinary cigarettes. It worked! People of all ages buy our “very healthy” Native American cigarettes.
Our cigarettes are 100% additive-free and made from organic tobacco. Marketing our product this way is just another way to get you to buy and smoke lots of cigarettes. Your belief that our cigarettes are actually a healthier alternative has allowed us to make billions of dollars over the years. And, the big old picture of that Native American on the carton is to remind you that smoking cigarettes is… tradition!
We knew it would help us sell this deadly product if you believed that historically Native Americans used tobacco in an abusive way rather than for sacred use. Of course, it doesn’t matter if the logo exploits the image of a group of people, or if it is offensive, since the whole purpose is to make money!
Thank you so much for smoking our cigarettes. The money we make through the exploitation of Native American imagery, that you spend on your healthy but deadly habit, is feeding the Big Tobacco Industry (we are not a small private tobacco company, of course, we too belong to the Big Guy). Remember, nothing says success like a harmful addiction, and success … well, that’s the spirit of the West!
